The Real Reasons Why Housekeeping Matters

Five businessmen flying on magic carpets

Sometimes you think you’re washing the area carpet,
Because it’s funky after a winter of warming a black lab’s belly.
Sometimes you would be wrong.

That musty odor, that sheltering carpet, this broken wand washer exist to:
Facilitate a meeting with a neighbor you’ve only waved at for months,
Allow a husband to feel mechanically superior,
Invite a shy friend to approach.
 
Carpets really are for magic.

Imagine if I’d gone for the berber.

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